{"id":778,"date":"2017-03-24T15:59:41","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T14:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=778"},"modified":"2017-03-24T15:59:41","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T14:59:41","slug":"dab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/","title":{"rendered":"Dab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-779\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image-403x300.jpg 403w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Peut-\u00eatre avez-vous vu un petit nuage sur la toile hier faisant un <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dab\" target=\"_blank\">dab<\/a>. Pour ma part, je n&rsquo;ai pas cette chor\u00e9graphie en t\u00eate quand je regarde notre avenir. Outre le <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/02\/22\/decroissance\/\" target=\"_blank\">r\u00e9chauffement<\/a>\u00a0climatique qui va joyeusement bouleverser nos vies en quelques d\u00e9cennies, il y a l&rsquo;\u00e9volution inexorable des services publiques qui vont se d\u00e9gradant.<\/p>\n<p>Depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, j&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;impression de travailler dans une maison de retraite : l&rsquo;\u00e9tat nous impose un non renouvellement des effectifs et ne cesse d&rsquo;augmenter nos missions. Apr\u00e8s la fermeture des centres d\u00e9partementaux, les centres r\u00e9gionaux sont dans le collimateur et bient\u00f4t, comme au Royaume Uni ou bien en Allemagne, il ne restera plus qu&rsquo;un ou deux services centraux.<\/p>\n<p>Le\u00a0banquier amoureux d&rsquo;une couguar supprimerait 120 000 fonctionnaires. Il nous parle de sa mis\u00e8re estudiantine \u00e0 1000 \u20ac par mois (\u00e0 peine moins qu&rsquo;un salaire se smicard que je sache), moi je vivais avec \u00e0 peine 100 \u20ac. Le politique qui se fait offrir des costumes \u00e0 7000 \u20ac et qui finance les mariages de ses enfants sur des deniers publics, propose de r\u00e9duire les effectifs de 600 000 agents, en plus il nous d\u00e9teste, que du bonheur.<\/p>\n<p>Nous sommes environ 3200 vielles grenouilles et plus aucun\u00a0t\u00e9tard. Dans notre syst\u00e8me gripp\u00e9, le nombre des encadrants ne va pas tarder \u00e0 d\u00e9passer celui des agents, les cas sociaux r\u00f4dent dans les couloirs, les harceleurs s&rsquo;en donnent \u00e0 c\u0153ur joie, les incomp\u00e9tents s&rsquo;affichent comme des experts, les derniers passionn\u00e9s sont aigris et tout va bien. Si nous continuons de courir sur cette planche savonneuse, nos bureaux r\u00e9sonneront bient\u00f4t du bruit des d\u00e9ambulateurs et du grincement des n\u0153uds coulants. Dans les couloirs d\u00e9sert\u00e9s, roderont des gars d\u00e9penaill\u00e9s, hirsutes, sentant le renard et des ayatollahs de la qualit\u00e9 absolument plus au fait de la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 du terrain. La maison a besoin de sang neuf.<\/p>\n<p>Mais que dire des services de sant\u00e9 asphyxi\u00e9s et des enseignants d\u00e9bord\u00e9s ? La sant\u00e9 et l&rsquo;\u00e9ducation r\u00e9serv\u00e9s \u00e0 une \u00e9lite, le peuple, lui peut rester illettr\u00e9 et crever ? Le m\u00e9pris de nos dirigeant pour les \u00ab\u00a0sans dents\u00a0\u00bb devient de plus en plus flagrant et me donne envie de vomir. Pourtant je suis de la gauche bobo, un mod\u00e9r\u00e9. Mais quand je vois qu&rsquo;un\u00a0gars comme M\u00e9lenchon\u00a0d\u00e9clare un patrimoine personnel de plus d&rsquo;un million d&rsquo;euros, j&rsquo;hallucine. Il est du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des pauvres lui ? Ah ? Ok&#8230; Respect.<\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;\u00e9tait le billet d&rsquo;humeur du jour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peut-\u00eatre avez-vous vu un petit nuage sur la toile hier faisant un dab. Pour ma part, je n&rsquo;ai pas cette chor\u00e9graphie en t\u00eate quand je regarde notre avenir. Outre le r\u00e9chauffement\u00a0climatique qui va joyeusement bouleverser nos vies en quelques d\u00e9cennies, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,20],"tags":[334,336,126,335,337,151],"class_list":["post-778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humeur","category-politique","tag-dab","tag-effectifs","tag-elections","tag-fonctionnaires","tag-patrimoine","tag-politique"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Dab - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dab - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Peut-\u00eatre avez-vous vu un petit nuage sur la toile hier faisant un dab. Pour ma part, je n&rsquo;ai pas cette chor\u00e9graphie en t\u00eate quand je regarde notre avenir. Outre le r\u00e9chauffement\u00a0climatique qui va joyeusement bouleverser nos vies en quelques d\u00e9cennies, &hellip; Continuer la lecture &rarr;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2017-03-24T14:59:41+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Neoprog\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@Le_Brun_JC\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@Le_Brun_JC\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"\u00c9crit par\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Neoprog\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Dur\u00e9e de lecture estim\u00e9e\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Neoprog\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511\"},\"headline\":\"Dab\",\"datePublished\":\"2017-03-24T14:59:41+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":422,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/image.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"Dab\",\"effectifs\",\"\u00e9lections\",\"fonctionnaires\",\"patrimoine\",\"politique\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Humeurs\",\"politique\"],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/\",\"name\":\"Dab - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/image.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2017-03-24T14:59:41+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/image.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/image.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/03\\\/24\\\/dab\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Dab\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/\",\"name\":\"Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\",\"description\":\"\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511\",\"name\":\"Neoprog\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2022\\\/09\\\/autoportrait-2.jpg\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2022\\\/09\\\/autoportrait-2.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2022\\\/09\\\/autoportrait-2.jpg\",\"width\":1024,\"height\":681,\"caption\":\"Neoprog\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2022\\\/09\\\/autoportrait-2.jpg\"}}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Dab - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/","og_locale":"fr_FR","og_type":"article","og_title":"Dab - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog","og_description":"Peut-\u00eatre avez-vous vu un petit nuage sur la toile hier faisant un dab. Pour ma part, je n&rsquo;ai pas cette chor\u00e9graphie en t\u00eate quand je regarde notre avenir. Outre le r\u00e9chauffement\u00a0climatique qui va joyeusement bouleverser nos vies en quelques d\u00e9cennies, &hellip; Continuer la lecture &rarr;","og_url":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/","og_site_name":"Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog","article_published_time":"2017-03-24T14:59:41+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"Neoprog","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@Le_Brun_JC","twitter_site":"@Le_Brun_JC","twitter_misc":{"\u00c9crit par":"Neoprog","Dur\u00e9e de lecture estim\u00e9e":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/"},"author":{"name":"Neoprog","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/#\/schema\/person\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511"},"headline":"Dab","datePublished":"2017-03-24T14:59:41+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/"},"wordCount":422,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/#\/schema\/person\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg","keywords":["Dab","effectifs","\u00e9lections","fonctionnaires","patrimoine","politique"],"articleSection":["Humeurs","politique"],"inLanguage":"fr-FR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/","url":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/","name":"Dab - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg","datePublished":"2017-03-24T14:59:41+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"fr-FR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"fr-FR","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/image.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/24\/dab\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Dab"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/","name":"Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog","description":"","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/#\/schema\/person\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"fr-FR"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/#\/schema\/person\/47c594bf12736b172b772f0f02bcf511","name":"Neoprog","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"fr-FR","@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/autoportrait-2.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/autoportrait-2.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/autoportrait-2.jpg","width":1024,"height":681,"caption":"Neoprog"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/autoportrait-2.jpg"}}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":788,"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions\/788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}