{"id":8230,"date":"2022-07-15T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-15T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=8230"},"modified":"2022-07-12T17:24:47","modified_gmt":"2022-07-12T15:24:47","slug":"42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2022\/07\/15\/42\/","title":{"rendered":"Quarante-deux"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/42.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/42.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/42-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/42-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/42-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 toutes les questions de l\u2019univers est 42.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019avoue que je me suis longtemps demand\u00e9 pourquoi. J\u2019ai lu comme tous les geeks H2G2 ou Le Guide du Routard Galactique renomm\u00e9 depuis pour de mauvaises raisons, le premier succ\u00e8s de la carri\u00e8re de Douglas Adams. Je n\u2019avais pas vraiment compris ce 42, mais \u00e7a m\u2019avait faut rire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aujourd\u2019hui je connais la r\u00e9ponse. C\u2019\u00e9tait si simple. Au d\u00e9but du roman de Douglas Adams, la Terre est purement et simplement annihil\u00e9e pour faire place \u00e0 une autoroute spatiale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est ce qui va se produire lundi prochain. L\u2019Alsace sera d\u00e9truite, pas par des aliens, mais par la faute \u00e0 la connerie humaine.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lundi prochain, les mod\u00e8les m\u00e9t\u00e9orologiques pr\u00e9voient 42 degr\u00e9s Celsius \u00e0 Strasbourg. La fin du monde pour un petit gars n\u00e9 sur la c\u00f4te nord de la Bretagne, dont le m\u00e9tabolisme est entra\u00een\u00e9 \u00e0 respirer entre 10 et 25 degr\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La faute \u00e0 qui ? Au r\u00e9chauffement climatique bien s\u00fbr !&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apr\u00e8s une caniculette en juin, on attaque les choses s\u00e9rieuses en juillet. Vous n\u2019avez pas l\u2019impression que cela arrive de plus en plus souvent ? Ceci dit, cela fait un petit moment que l\u2019on en parle du r\u00e9chauffement climatique mais j\u2019ai l\u2019impression que personne ne veut y croire vraiment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne parle m\u00eame pas des politiques qui font \u00e0 peine semblant de d\u00e9cider des demi-mesures, je parle de vous, amis lecteurs, qui ne voulez pas prendre conscience du probl\u00e8me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vous pensez \u00eatre trop vieux pour en subir les cons\u00e9quences ? Vous pensez que vos enfants r\u00e8gleront le probl\u00e8me ? Vous prendrez de bonnes r\u00e9solutions apr\u00e8s vos vacances \u00e0 New-York ? Vous pensez que c\u2019est aux autres de donner l\u2019exemple ? Vous-vous en foutez ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ok, je l\u2019avoue. Ce n\u2019est pas parce que vous ne prendrez plus l\u2019avion, que vous changerez votre chaudi\u00e8re au mazout par une pompe \u00e0 chaleur, que vous roulerez en voiture \u00e9lectrique et que vous mangerez du tofu \u00e0 la place du b\u0153uf que l\u2019on \u00e9vitera le pic de chaleur lundi prochain. \u00c7a ne marche pas comme \u00e7a. 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