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Une uchronie est r\u00e9cit fictif construit \u00e0 partir d’un point de d\u00e9part historique. Pourquoi je vous raconte \u00e7a ? Parce que mes chroniques sont des formes d\u2019uchronies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous vous doutez bien que j\u2019\u00e9coute beaucoup plus d\u2019albums que je n\u2019en chronique. Au d\u00e9but je r\u00e9sumais ces \u00e9coutes dans des Compress\u00e9<\/a> qui n\u2019ont pas eu beaucoup de succ\u00e8s. Alors j\u2019ai arr\u00eat\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panem et circenses qu\u2019il disait\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je ne parle plus des albums moyens moins, des disques dont des confr\u00e8res ont magnifiquement fait l\u2019\u00e9loge, des EPs et des choses trop \u00e9tranges pour int\u00e9resser un seul abonn\u00e9 YouTube. Il y a toutefois quelques rares entorses<\/a> \u00e0 cette charte de temps en temps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Malgr\u00e9 cette s\u00e9lection drastique, j\u2019ai toujours un temps d\u2019avance comme diraient certains coll\u00e8gues. Comprenez, j\u2019ai plusieurs vid\u00e9os enregistr\u00e9es pr\u00eates \u00e0 \u00eatre mises en ligne et encore plus de scripts qui n\u2019attendent qu\u2019\u00e0 \u00eatre enregistr\u00e9s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pour tout vous dire, j\u2019ai quatre vid\u00e9os en stock et six albums chroniqu\u00e9s \u00e0 filmer. Du coup je pourrais publier \u00e0 plus haute fr\u00e9quence, genre deux fois par semaine. Mais je ne veux pas retomber dans le pi\u00e8ge de la productivit\u00e9 du webzine Neoprog. Et puis il y a des semaines avec des baisses de forme<\/a> o\u00f9 je suis trop \u00e0 plat pour enregistrer une vid\u00e9o. J\u2019aime bien avoir ce petit matelas de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 pour les vacances et les coups de pompe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le d\u00e9faut, c\u2019est qu\u2019\u00e0 partir du moment o\u00f9 la vid\u00e9o est enregistr\u00e9e, elle devient une uchronie. Je m\u2019explique : ce que j\u2019y raconte se d\u00e9tache du flux temporel principal pour ne plus \u00e9voluer avec moi. Lorsque je mets en ligne la chronique, l\u2019album que j\u2019annonce prochainement acheter a d\u00e9j\u00e0 tourn\u00e9 en boucle pendant des heures sur ma platine, le concert pr\u00e9vu a \u00e9t\u00e9 annul\u00e9, mon enthousiasme du moment est retomb\u00e9, bref je suis parfois en total d\u00e9calage avec ce que j\u2019ai dit alors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est pour cela que je n\u2019annonce plus le prochain album, car plusieurs fois j\u2019ai invers\u00e9 la programmation \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re minute parce que le disque n\u2019\u00e9tait pas arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 temps ou que, au contraire, je voulais rapidement faire la retape d\u2019un nouveau coup de c\u0153ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je pourrais y rem\u00e9dier en r\u00e9 enregistrant la chronique mais voil\u00e0, je suis terriblement feignant. Il m\u2019est arriv\u00e9 de revoir le montage, de couper un passage, mais rien de plus. Je pourrais ne pas avoir de chronique en stock histoire de coller au plus pr\u00e8s au flux temporel mais cela me stresserait trop et vous risqueriez d\u2019\u00eatre priv\u00e9 de votre YouTube du lundi. Donc vous devrez faire avec ces uchroniques. Certaines sautent aux yeux, d\u2019autres sont plus subtiles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si vous vous ennuyez cette semaine, vous pouvez faire remonter dans les commentaires les plus flagrantes anomalies spatio-temporelles des Chroniques en Images. Ca me ferait quelques commentaires\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Une uchronie est r\u00e9cit fictif construit \u00e0 partir d’un point de d\u00e9part historique. Pourquoi je vous raconte \u00e7a ? Parce que mes chroniques sont des formes d\u2019uchronies. 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