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\"\"<\/a>Je suis sur la corde raide. C’est avec des bouts de ficelle que je rafistole non agenda gribouill\u00e9, inventant des heures qui n’existent pas et ajoutant des jours dans le calendrier. Bien pratique la vingt cinqui\u00e8me\u00a0heure\u00a0du trente deuxi\u00e8me\u00a0jour du mois pour caser l’interview retard. Entre le n\u0153ud plat pour fixer le cordier du violoncelle de ma femme, la connectique du home cin\u00e9ma, les tendeurs pour palisser les arbres fruitiers et le n\u0153ud coulant pour le burn-out je me prends les pieds dans les c\u00e2bles du micro au pied de la sc\u00e8ne, \u00e0 la recherche d’un coin pour dormir en pelote. Je\u00a0perds mon self contr\u00f4le en\u00a0d\u00e9m\u00ealant les boucles\u00a0de mon casque de baladeur, peinant \u00e0 suivre la trame d’un\u00a0concept album mal ficel\u00e9. Le temps file de plus en plus vite, les nuits \u00e9lastiques sont au point de rupture, il faut que je dorme. Je vais jeter l\u2019amarre, partir en croisi\u00e8re au loin et courir en string sur le pont du navire. Plus personne au bout du fil, pas de c\u00e2ble ethernet \u00e0 connecter, aucun\u00a0fil\u00a0d’actualit\u00e9 \u00e0 suivre; des vacances ! Plus que deux cent\u00a0photos \u00e0 d\u00e9velopper, une interview \u00e0 boucler, dix albums \u00e0 chroniquer, trois live reports \u00e0 publier, soixante vaisselles \u00e0 nettoyer, cinq caddies \u00e0 remplir, dix poubelles \u00e0 sortir, vingt r\u00e9veils \u00e0 six heures du mat et je serai dans la file d’attente pour l’embarquement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Je suis sur la corde raide. C’est avec des bouts de ficelle que je rafistole non agenda gribouill\u00e9, inventant des heures qui n’existent pas et ajoutant des jours dans le calendrier. Bien pratique la vingt cinqui\u00e8me\u00a0heure\u00a0du trente deuxi\u00e8me\u00a0jour du mois … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,34,5,3],"tags":[376,62,375,118,374,63,74,236],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humeur","category-internet","category-livre","category-musique","tag-chroniques","tag-concerts","tag-fatigue","tag-musique","tag-noeuds","tag-photos","tag-travail","tag-vacances"],"yoast_head":"\nCorde raide - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/04\/07\/corde-raide\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Corde raide - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Je suis sur la corde raide. 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