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Je suis devenu un abonn\u00e9 des urgences. Il faut dire qu\u2019\u00e0 la maison, mon entourage ne plaisante plus avec mes petits soucis de sant\u00e9 depuis une certaine fracture du rein<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Samedi, jour de migraine<\/a>, je suis all\u00e9 \u00e0 v\u00e9lo au Gros Malin, chercher une mallette pour ranger mon mat\u00e9riel d\u2019astronomie<\/a>, car si vous ne l\u2019aviez pas remarqu\u00e9, le ciel est enfin clair et je peux \u00e0 nouveau sortir le t\u00e9lescope. Et vu que je comptais monter au Champ du Feu pour quelques observations, il fallait que j\u2019optimise le rangement des oculaires, de la raquette, de la batterie et des c\u00e2bles. Une mallette rigide et un peu de mousse remplacerait avantageusement mes deux cartons actuels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai trouv\u00e9 mon bonheur chez la grande enseigne et suis rentr\u00e9 direction la maison, avec dans une main la mallette, dans l\u2019autre le guidon. Oui, je suis con, je l\u2019avoue mais j\u2019avais mal anticip\u00e9 la chose. Les migraines n\u2019aident pas beaucoup \u00e0 \u00eatre lucide.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9videmment, il y avait un pi\u00e9ton zigzagant sur la piste cyclable, un pi\u00e9ton regardant son t\u00e9l\u00e9phone tout en \u00e9coutant de la musique au casque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai voulu me signaler. La sonnette \u00e9tant \u00e0 gauche comme la mallette, ma tentative pour l\u2019avertir s\u2019est achev\u00e9e \u00e0 plat ventre sur le goudron. Ouille ! Jean d\u00e9chir\u00e9, bobos \u00e0 la main gauche, mallette caboss\u00e9e, coude et genoux \u00e9rafl\u00e9s et une sourde douleur dans les c\u00f4tes, je suis arriv\u00e9 dans un \u00e9tat assez pitoyable \u00e0 la maison.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oui, parce que personne ne s\u2019est vraiment pr\u00e9occup\u00e9 de me savoir \u00e0 terre, le pi\u00e9ton ne s\u2019est m\u00eame pas retourn\u00e9 malgr\u00e9 ma gueulante, les voitures sont pass\u00e9es dans une totale indiff\u00e9rence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est \u00e0 table que mon fils m\u2019a fait comprendre, qu\u2019avec mes lourds ant\u00e9c\u00e9dents, je devrais aller aux urgences. Oui c\u2019est comme \u00e7a que j\u2019ai failli mourir il y a six ans d\u2019une h\u00e9morragie interne au rein. Bref.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors, malgr\u00e9 la journ\u00e9e ensoleill\u00e9e, je suis all\u00e9 aux urgences, surtout pour le rassurer en fait. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et si vous ne le saviez pas encore, les services urgentistes sont totalement d\u00e9bord\u00e9s. Les gens viennent pour un mal de t\u00eate, des \u00e9corchures au coude et au genoux, un \u0153il en moins, un couteau plant\u00e9 dans la main, une balle de la t\u00eate ou un diarrh\u00e9e apr\u00e8s un repas au kebab du coin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce samedi l\u00e0 c\u2019\u00e9tait un festival mais j\u2019ai connu pire. Au bout d\u2019une heure, j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 pris en charge par un sympathique infirmier d\u00e9bord\u00e9 qui s\u2019est souci\u00e9 de mes \u00e9gratignures, un peu moins de mes c\u00f4tes et pas du tout d\u2019une \u00e9ventuelle fracture du rein. Apr\u00e8s quelques prises de constantes il m\u2019a renvoy\u00e9 en salle d\u2019attente pour voir le m\u00e9decin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une autre heure plus tard, un v\u00e9n\u00e9rable vieillard, a invit\u00e9 plusieurs personnes amoch\u00e9es, dont moi m\u00eame \u00e0 le suivre. Nous \u00e9tions redirig\u00e9 vers SOS m\u00e9decin, plus vers les urgences.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une autre heure plus tard, le vieil homme qui n\u2019\u00e9tait que le m\u00e9decin, sans doute retrait\u00e9 (il aurait pu \u00eatre mon p\u00e8re), m\u2019a enfin auscult\u00e9. Cette fois il a regard\u00e9 les c\u00f4tes douloureuses, \u00e9cout\u00e9 mes poumons, palp\u00e9 le rein et v\u00e9rifi\u00e9 que mes membres \u00e9taient encore dans le bon sens. Il m\u2019a gentiment propos\u00e9 de faire des radios, de poser des bandages et m\u2019a recommand\u00e9 de revenir si je pissais rouge puis m\u2019a laiss\u00e9 repartir.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oui, lorsque l\u2019on pisse rouge, c\u2019est tr\u00e8s mauvais signe pour le rein. Je le sais, j\u2019ai surveill\u00e9 \u00e7a pendant des mois apr\u00e8s mon pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent accident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019aurais bien aim\u00e9 une analyse d\u2019urine comme celle qui m\u2019a probablement sauv\u00e9 la vie il y a six ans. Car d\u00e8s l\u2019instant o\u00f9 ils avaient trouv\u00e9 des traces de sang dans mon pr\u00e9cieux liquide dor\u00e9, j\u2019avais \u00e9t\u00e9 allong\u00e9 et immobilis\u00e9 avec interdiction de bouger avant de passer un scanner puis un IRM et d\u2019\u00eatre plac\u00e9 en soins intensifs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le tout, c\u2019\u00e9tait de passer la nuit sans nouvelle complication. Si vous voyez plus d’articles publi\u00e9s sur ce blog apr\u00e8s celui-ci, c’est que je pisse rouge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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